Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Haiti


Day 7 – We drove back to Las Galeras. When we arrived, I saw Gri Gri, the woman who owns the restaurant / bar of the same name on the corner down the street from our house. Gri Gri rarely says any more to me than “Hola” or some brief Spanish “how are you?” When I saw her I said “Hola Gri.” She said “Thank god you made it back.”

Haiti


Day 6 – We returned to Dajabon by car. We had read about a huge street market that takes place on Mondays and Fridays, with mostly Haitan vendors, and we thought we might be able to find cheap souvenirs there. We parked a couple blocks away from the border, and immediately saw the market –the streets surrounding the border were PACKED, with every spare space filled, and a narrow path to walk through everything. After walking - single file, with Amy and I holding the kids' hands, the adults constantly ducking to avoid the tarps and ropes holding the tarps passing over the street, with an occasional motorcycle trying to come through, we know not why – we realized that this was merely a large collection of soaps, sneakers and handbags. Amy asked a couple people if there was art or crafts anywhere, and their responses told us they weren’t going to be found here. I also noticed that we were drawing attention – 2 or 3 guys were following us, no matter where we turned. They had backpacks, and constantly bumped us. I kept feeling my pockets, worrying about pickpockets, but nothing was missing, and I warned Amy of the same – she had a handbag over her shoulder. After one particularly crowded section – many people grouped together, a lot of jostling to get through – I found I had been picked, and from a pocket that has a velcro latch on it, which I had always thought was hard to get to. I had lost about $100 US and my bank card. I was upset, and told Amy about it. Lane and Benjamin were becoming more nervous, and this didn’t help. After discovering the robbery, I noticed a man with a red backpack following us closely, and he kept on trying to pass me. Now being paranoid, I kept on blocking him with my body, thinking he was trying to get to Amy’s handbag. I also asked Amy to change directions a few times, and he stayed right with us. Lane started yelling – someone had put their hand in Amy’s bag. We got out of the market, with Lane in full meltdown, and took inventory. Nothing had been taken from Amy’s bag. Lane was just very upset, having heard that I’d been robbed, and seeing someone try to rob Amy. I just felt stupid – of course, as among the very few obvious foreigners there, we were going to be targeted, and why hadn’t I expected and been better prepared for this? In retrospect, I feel like I / we got off cheap. It could have been much much worse.

One question: who buys all these handbags you see at markets like these?

We headed back to our hotel in Monte Christi. The guidebooks claim this area contains some of the best snorkeling in the country, so we asked a local boat guy if he knew where to go. He said yes, and he could take us there. We took a short boat ride to Isla Capri, which he said was very popular. It was litter strewn, even by Dominican standards, and wasn’t very interesting, except for some salt ponds in the middle of the small island. He then took us to a reef on the backside of the island. The water was very cloudy, and he said this was due to a river nearby that sometimes sent a lot of silt out. This happened occasionally, and today happened to be one of those days.

Haiti


Day 5 – We woke, met everyone for breakfast, and waited for Charles. It turns out he and Lucia had met at 6 AM to go out and get supplies for the day. As if we couldn’t feel guilty enough for taking Charles away for 4 hours. We all got in the truck – Charles was taking Lucia, Jan and the men to the bus station / yard, where they would catch a Haitian gua gua, called a tap-tap (these are incredible – a variety of vehicles and sizes, brightly painted, always overflowing with people ) to the school, with Charles meeting them there later. We dropped them off in the same location where I had freaked upon our arrival, only this time I was hugging people instead of fleeing. We took off from there - me, Amy and the kids in back of the pickup, Charles and Jonnot in the front. The trip back to Ouanaminthe was much smoother, although we were being jostled around in the back of a pickup truck on a dirt road for 2 hours. (My back took a couple days to stop feeling as if I’d been hit repeatedly with a baseball bat.)



Before our argument with Lucia and Charles about transportation to Ouanaminthe, we had been told by the hotel that there was a bus going from Cap Haitien to Santiago, DR. We asked them to look into that for us, and they told us a tree had come down on the border bridge, preventing all vehicle traffic. We hadn’t noticed this on our way in, but it was clearly there – a huge section of the bridge was missing, and one of the several felled trees – a huge tree like the one in the Roi Cristophe yard – was laying next to it.

When saying our goodbyes, I asked Charles for his name and contact information. He said his name was actually Joseph Charles, but he had been called Charles for so long that his official name was now Charles Joseph.



It was Sunday, and Ouanaminthe was less crowded than our first time through – either that or we had snuck in and no one knew there were blans coming. Also, the border crossing closes early on Sunday, so traffic is lighter. We made the stops at the respective customs locations, and headed to the express gua gua stop in Dajabon. The DR looked like the suburbs to us at this point.

On the gua gua ride back, there were several checkpoints. We would stop, a military type would board, and he would point at all the Haitians and ask them for documentation. At one of the checkpoints the man took the people’s ID cards and left the bus, which caused much consternation and arguing among the Haitian riders. He returned, but one person didn’t get their card back, and we had to wait while he went back for it, while the person yelled on the gua gua. Only one of the 3 checkpoints asked us for any ID – the guy looked at us, said “Americano?,” We said “Yes.” He said “passports.” We pulled them out. He never looked at them.

We arrived back in Monte Christi, had a sandwich at a café, and headed back to our desolate hotel. There was a birthday party going on in the restaurant and pool – we went swimming for awhile, then went out to a pizza place in town, where the mosquitoes were so bad that we got the food to go and went back to our rooms.

Haiti


Day 4 – We woke, met Jan, Lucia, et.al. at breakfast, and prepared for their “day off.” Lucia wanted to take us to Plage Labadie, one of Haiti’s best-known beaches, and the beach that foreign cruise lines stop at.

Charles showed up to pick us up. As we drove through the streets, we saw people sweeping and washing them, and we saw the paintings left over from the previous day’s celebrations. Even though we drove almost the same route every day, I couldn’t recognize any landmarks in Cap Haiten – there was so much movement, and so many rundown buildings (building might be an inaccurate term – there was nothing over 2 stories tall) and so many people on the streets that I was unable to see anything I had remembered from previous trips. Except for one thing – there was a small block - a triangle actually, like a small city park - that was filled with bicycle parts in boxes, with several vendors overseeing the entire operations. There were boxes of rims, boxes of handlebars, boxes of pedals – nothing looked too new, just collections of various ages of parts.

We stopped for what became our routine to get supplies for the day. We first stopped for ice and beverages. Then we stopped in what looked to be a town center, to get money changed and allow Lucia to pick up some things she was looking for. I jokingly referred to this as Wall Street – there were 3 or 4 banks, with rows of men sitting in front of them with calculators and handfuls of bills. Amy told me that the banks were packed (we sat and guarded the truck) and these guys were the street version – a quicker, slightly more expensive way to get money changed. These guys were dressed well for Cap Haitien. By that I mean a couple of them had collars and slacks, and all of them had clean clothes, with even the ones wearing college athletic jerseys looking snappy. (Hell – they were dressed better than us.) Since we sat in the truck for at least half an hour, we drew a lot of attention, and a crowd gathered around us. Charles, Jonnot, and Lucia had gone to get various items, and we had to watch the crowd – one gentleman kept on trying to take the bungee chords out of the back of the truck, right in front of us. Others had their hands going in the open windows in the cab – we didn’t catch anyone trying to take anything, and Jonnot returned quickly to watch the cab.



While sitting on Wall Street, we saw many United Nations vehicles driving by – they were always late model SUVs, with an occasional tank. UN vehicles are white, with a block letter UN on the hoods and / or sides. Lucia told us that the UN consisted of an international force of soldiers and now, with the US not part of the Haitian contingent, was mostly Canadians and South Americans – Chileans, Brazilians, Argentines. She told us when these soldiers first arrived, they saw the many goats running around and thought they were public game, and started killing and eating them. As the goats are private property, and this is a very poor country, this did not please the locals, and she said the relationship was testy. The UN storage areas and housing that we saw – again, white buildings and fences with UN on them – were heavily fortified and not very welcoming looking.

During our ride the day before, Charles told me never to get in a vehicle with only one other Haitian in it – you couldn’t guarantee where they would take you. Either get a driver someone knew, or get on a vehicle that already has a crowd. He was to repeat instructions like these throughout our visit.

At the same time, Jan told us stories of her experiences giving medical care in Port au Prince, where she had helped with a clinic in Cite de Soleil, the city’s most notorious slum. She had been shot once, had been close to danger many times, and told us she went to bed each night just trying to forget the day and make it to the next one.

We left Wall Street and headed to another store. Lucia wanted to find something, and I had asked her if there was any place I could find some Haitian music. She brought me into one store that, when we entered, was dark. We spoke with the guy running the place, and then he turned on a light over the wall of music CDs and movie DVDs, a collection of maybe 20-25 titles. I asked Lucia to recommend something – she picked out 4 titles, and I picked two of those. I think I paid 12 bucks for the two CDs – it may have been blan rates.

At one of our stops, a couple teenaged boys stood next to the truck. One of them kept saying over and over to Lane “I love you.” She was not pleased.



We then headed west out of the city – all of our previous headings into and out of Cap Haitien had been south – and went through some more residential neighborhoods. These were quieter than the sections we had been in so far and, while the houses were still run down, they appeared more neighborhood-y. We passed what could have been a town plaza, with a large church on it, and then headed out of town, on a dirt road up a mountain.

Before we hit the mountain road, we had been stopped at the side of the road, so Charles could rearrange us to have the weight best distributed for the ride up the mountain. While there, Jan had taken a picture of a group of men standing across the road. One of them crossed the road, and started shouting, “why did you take my picture?” over and over. Charles and Lucia said something to him, but he clearly wasn’t happy as we pulled away.

The road to the Plage was one of the worst yet – a two lane (maybe) dirt road up and down a mountain trail with plenty of switchbacks, blind corners, and vehicles traveling at various speeds and directions. While not as anarchic as the earlier roads, there were many instances of us pulling to the side of the road, giving all of us in back a splendid view of a drop down a cliff face, while an overpacked pickup tried to overtake us. There were many instances of us taking a turn and trying to avoid other vehicles, people walking, and goats, all while seeing the previously mentioned cliff drop.

Charles took pride in his lack of machismo on the roads – he cared for his truck and, while he drove it fast, he didn’t drive it in a manner that would leave it susceptible to breakdowns. He took special joy in passing a vehicle- broken down- that had sped by him earlier.

The ride to the Plage was a tough one. It was long, we were packed into the truck, it was hot, and the road was very bad. We finally came upon some beaches, which were beautiful, and after a while we came to the gate for Plage Labadie. This beach is used by Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines and there were kiosks and stands all over the beach. We had to enter through a fairly high-security setup – we entered through a narrow drive, got out in a parking lot and went through a gate maze before paying our entrance fees – it was a non-ship day, so the entrance fee is $2 / person, whereas the guidebooks say it is $20 when the ship is in – and going onto the beach. The many kiosks and stands make me think it’s a hopping place – or a beach mall –when the ships are in, but there was still a good crowd there. It felt a little out of place after the poverty of the city we had experienced. None of the stands, kiosks, or bathrooms were open, however, making it seem that when the Cruise Line isn’t there, the vendors don’t think it worthwhile to be open.

Benjamin, Charles, Jonnot and I stayed with our supplies at a picnic table while the others went scouting for the appropriate beach – there were a lot of options. After a while Charles went to look for something, and Jonnot and I tried to communicate while Benjamin played in the sand. Jonnot speaks Kreyol only, and we had a lot of fun trying to communicate, him trying to teach me Kreyol, and the both of us trying to understand each other.




We finally decided on a beach, and took our stuff there. It was a nice beach – nothing worse or better than we have seen in our time here. While there, Charles left for a few minutes, When he returned, he told us he had arranged a boat ride around the beaches that make up the Labadie Peninsula. We walked to the backside of the beach we were on – it was very crowded, and the vast majority of the people on the beach and in the water were Haitians – and headed to a boat. When we arrived, Charles later told us, the boat driver was mad - he had quoted Charles a price for the boat thinking Charles had a group of Haitian friends with him – he would have charged more if he had known Charles’ friends were white people.

This happened again later, when Charles went to one of the few open vendors and ordered some food – when they delivered the food to us on the beach, they had the boat driver’s “I didn’t know they were blan” looks on their faces.

We returned to the hotel, arguing with Charles to join us for dinner. The hotel had one of the largest trees I had ever seen on its grounds – very thick trunk, branches and canopy filled with birds’ nests. The birds, which I didn’t recognize, were large –we could only make out the numerous silhouettes high above us.


When we met for dinner, we asked the hotel to find us a driver to get back to Ouanaminthe the next day. The few people they contacted were charging outrageous rates - $200+ for their less-than-4 hour round trip – and we finally decided to take the bus back to the border. Lucia and Charles would have none of that –Charles would take us back. We argued that that would be a waste of their resources and time – we were familiar with the bus, they had to have the truck to get back to the clinic, and that would use 4 hours of Charles’ day. Lucia and Charles became vociferous – Lucia actually started yelling, “NO! You will listen to me!” and Charles would echo this. In our short time here I had gotten a taste of Haitian discussions, which usually turned into an argument, only the argument was expected, and not emotional. I think the participants enjoyed the process, and it may have been a method for folks living with incredible pressure to let some off in a safe manner. I enjoyed this, once I understood what was going on – all discussion became negotiation. We argued back, telling Lucia and Charles that we were familiar with the bus, and their time in Cap Haitien and Milot was much more important. They kept yelling, telling us we were not safe and they would make all the decisions. Knowing that we weren’t going to win, and not exactly wanting to, we told them that we would pay for gas, and the money we would’ve spent on a driver would be donated to their school. Everyone saved face. Once this was done, Charles immediately got up and said “I have to go –I have to get back here early tomorrow.”



During this entire visit, Benjamin was very comfortable with our Haitian friends and all the Haitians we met. Despite everyone in the Dominican Republic asking him if he is “Dominicano,” it was so clear that he has Haitian blood – the kids at the school all played with him (one kid actually tried to get in the truck with us, not understanding why Benjamin got to get in) and Charles and Lucia were very comfortable with him, and he with them – he never displayed the shyness he does with people addressing him in the DR.

Haiti


Day 3 – We got up early to meet our new friends at breakfast. The woman from Maine, who said she was a doctor, Jan, and the Haitian woman, Lucia, and the two men, Ben and Jake, were all waiting for Lucia’s brother, Charles, to pick us up. Charles lives in Port au Prince, and came up to Cap Haitien to meet and help everybody. Charles is / was an auto mechanic, who lived and worked in Fort Lauderdale for 20+ years. He showed up in a pickup truck that had been modified for Haitian roads – basically adding huge bumpers that extend to the sides to prevent other vehicles from hitting the truck body. The truck also had a cooler, which we soon learned was Charles’ lifeblood. We stopped somewhere in Cap Haitien and bought a case of Prestige, the Haitian beer, and Coca Cola. Then we stopped and bought a block of ice – they sold ice on the streets in blocks, with sawdust on them to slow melting. Charles bungeed the block to his front bumper, and chipped off whatever he needed for the cooler. When we stopped, we gathered a crowd, we white people in the back of a pickup truck with a couple Haitians. It became clear how valuable it was to have Charles and Lucia (and their friend, Jonnot, a Haitian from their hometown) taking us around. Not only did they know their way around, but they spoke Kreyol and knew how to argue, which we learned isn’t necessarily an expression of anger in Haiti but another club to use from the verbal golf bag. Being able to argue could get us through traffic more quickly, get us service from a roadside vendor, get us past a slower vehicle.




We headed back out the road we had come in on, which was, again, like a scene out of Mad Max – a dirt road of varying widths, full of potholes, with no discernible traffic direction – cars coming with us, against us, in between us, across us – it was a live video game. I started out in the back and, after we dropped Jonnot off, got in front with Charles. Charles has that wonderful ability to laugh about everything while being totally serious at the same time. I asked him if they would ever pave the road we were on. He told me that it HAD been paved – it just hadn’t been maintained in so long that the pavement had crumbled back to dirt and holes. When we hit sections of smooth pavement, Charles would exclaim “I-95!” and speed up.



We arrived in front of a newly built schoolhouse, Lucia and Charles’ project. We were greeted by 20-30 young schoolchildren in uniforms. It was flag day in Haiti – while driving out of Cap Haitien we had witnessed much street art, in the form of people painting curbs in blue and red, and painting portraits on the street. There had also been tables, chairs and couches placed in the medians in the city, I guess for people to use as they gathered for the many flag day parades. We saw one starting on our way out of Cap Haitien, but we were to hear parades frequently during our stay. After our experiences with Dominican streets, where garbage seems to sprout naturally, the streets of Cap Hatien were amazingly clean, even more surprising when you noted the poverty lining the streets. We saw people out sweeping and washing the streets each morning.



The schoolchildren had on colors for flag day – blue pants, white shirts with some red somewhere – and they gathered around us, all of them saying “good morning,” which was a language treat they had prepared for us. We felt a little strange –Jan and Lucia and the other men had been to the school the day before, and they had made contact with the people in this community, and it felt as if we were horning in on their good deeds. They were very kind to us, and included us on all the events of the visit. After we greeted the children, they sang a song for us and we were given beverages – cokes for the children and beers for us. It was 10:00 AM.

Lucia and Charles gave us a tour of the school, which had been built on the land that used to house their childhood home. In back of the school cocoa, coffee beans, bananas, pineapples, and mango all grew.

After the visit we headed to Milot, a couple kilometers down the road. Milot was a surprise – a pretty hillside town, with paved streets – cobblestone – and a relatively good – not as rundown as what we had seen so far, pretty good in fact - housing stock. Lucia told us that a former mayor of Milot had made it a priority to have the streets paved and had made contact with the national government to get it taken care of. Milot also has historic significance – the early leaders of the newly independent Haiti had built a castle, San Souci, and a fortress, The Citadel, on the mountains above Milot.





After a stop for refills on our Coke and beer supplies, we headed off through Milot. We had to stop when we came to a large parade. Charles tried to take a side street, but was stopped by locals, who seemed to be trying to get him to pay to get through. He tried (I was watching and am making these assumptions based on my read of body language. As I said earlier, every conversation in Haiti seems to blossom into an argument – you can only guess at its actual intensity. Unless, of course, machetes are drawn.) to tell them that he was from Milot and, even though they seemed to agree, they still argued to prevent him / us from passing. Later on this trip Charles told us he would go to people and ask prices for us by himself, because if they saw a group of blans they would immediately want more. Maybe their vehemence was because of the white people in the truck. Charles became upset with the argument, turned the truck around, and said “Okay, we’ll watch the parade.” Which was fine with us. The parade consisted of several groups of school children, each group in different colors and uniforms. It felt like a typical small town parade– the spectators consisted of the villagers, and these small groups of children walked down the street, with one group making up a band.



After the parade we turned the corner of the parade route and drove 100 yards to the front gate of San Souci, a palace built in 1813 by one of Haiti’s founders. It was designed to be similar to Versailles, and it is grand, even in ruins. Charles told me about the church next to the palace, which is still maintained and used – it was built with the palace. As we got out of the truck to take a look, we were immediately set upon by the town’s entire artisan community – people selling hats, paintings, sculptures, food. The hat women in particular were very aggressive, putting a hat on everyone’s head and telling them how good they looked. It must have been a slower then normal tourist day – there were crafts lined up all around this entrance – and trust me, this was no Disneyland-looking entrance, merely the remains of the palace walls – and I couldn’t imagine how they would ever have the business that would require the stock we could see.



Charles, our patron saint and tour guide, was also good at spotting potential problems. He shouted “let’s get out of here!” when the vendors got too thick, and we all started to get back in the truck. Again, Charles got in an argument, this time with one of the hat women. This one was even more spirited than the earlier one, and when we got back in the truck Charles told me she had accused him of robbing her by not letting us stay long enough to buy more things.



We drove around the back of the palace, up a steep road, and it turned out to go to the back entrance of the palace. Interestingly enough, the craftspeople / vendors knew a shortcut, and were awaiting us there. Again, “entrance” is too official – we were parked in a field next to a crumbling stone wall, through which we could walk into the palace ruins. We headed in – there were a couple school groups there, picnicking and playing soccer – and walked through the remains of the castle, accompanied by the vendors, armed with their wares. The palace was spectacular if you imagined it whole – the broken walls and grown over gardens were quickly rejoining the natural landscape – but the setting was incredible – the palace was obviously placed for the defense abilities of the view, on a mountainside looking over the Haitian countryside, with its Seuss-like mountains and thousands of shades of green.
After telling the vendors thanks, but no thanks we got back in the truck and headed down. On the way Charles told me that the mortar in the castle is from blood – both animal and human, which is supposedly why the structure has stood for so long. (We later heard the same story from Valcene, our Haitian neighbor in Las Galeras, who told us this unprovoked. We can’t decide if it is possibly true or if it is Haitian legend.)

On the ride back to the school, I asked Charles about the Duvalier regime. He repeated something we’ve heard from a couple Haitian friends in Las Galeras – he said things were good under Duvalier, that the country was taken care of and bad people were dealt with. This is confusing to us, as we read of how the Duvaliers turned Haiti into a police state while raping its assets for themselves. We only imagine that in the country people were away from the Tonton Macouts and their streets were maintained, so all looked good to them. Also, Charles and Lucia’s family were landowners, and landowners were given privileges under Duvalier.



We headed back to the school for lunch and to see the clinic in action. Lucia and Jan had offered to take us back to the hotel while they ran the clinic, but we were very interested in seeing this part of their experience and this would be our best chance to see any of the Haitian community up close. When we arrived Jan told us we could help with the clinic. The “clinic” consists of all the medical supplies Jan could round up back in the US and bring down to Haiti, to try and give this community even the most basic healthcare that they normally wouldn’t receive. This includes rudimentary heart, eye and ear exams, and a check up of their skins for any sores or lesions. Jan ran everything and was the person to go to with any questions. The rest of us took turns looking for tired eyes, ear infections, worms, scabies, etc. The day before they told us a guy had come in who had let an infection on his ankle go too long, and gangrene had set in. They had treated it to the best of their abilities, but were worried that he might lose the foot.

While Jan was talking us through our roles, I tried to put on disposable medical gloves, which turned out to be my hardest task of the day. The combination of humidity and glove size made them stick on my fingers, and it was difficult to get them on in an operational way in less than 15 minutes.

As we started, Jan made sure each of us was hydrated – by giving the adults a beer. I wasn’t sure if this was AMA approved, but it was hot and the beer was light.



After this, we started looking at children from the school and community and, after them, adults who had stopped by. We had originally started with Amy checking heartbeats and me checking ears, and early on Jan found a couple kids with scabies, and steered me to treating them. This involved rubbing a cream (I won’t even try to give a medical analysis – it was a cream, that’s all) on the sores, and looking for more on the children’s bodies. It was trying – some of the kids would cry silently while I rubbed their lesions, and the language barrier made it more difficult. As a rule, the children were incredibly stoic, sitting there while we poked and prodded them, and not moving until told to, either by us or by an adult.

Lane may have found a calling as an emergency room assistant. She was in charge of getting supplies for people, and she was always there with a piece of equipment, some pills, creams, or the anti-bacterial soap we used after each patient.

After 3-4 hours of this, Charles once again stepped in and said we had to go – he was right, because at this point there was small line, but a line that remained constant. A person would show up when one left, etc. They had run the clinic the day before, and would be doing it more over the weekend (it was Friday), so there was no urgency at this point. We grabbed our unfinished beers and cokes and got in the truck.

Charles dropped us off at the hotel. He was driving back to the school, where he would spend the night. On the way, he told us, he would stop at a river to bath and swim.

We were pretty tired at the hotel. We showered and went to the pool for a while. We don’t normally like to eat at the same location every night, but we didn’t have enough energy and motivation to leave the hotel.

Haiti


Day 2 – I had a bad night’s sleep. I don’t know if it was nervousness or being in a different bed, but I woke several times in the night. We all finally woke, had a “we don’t really want to make breakfast but if you want to pay for something, we’ll fake it” breakfast of quickly scrambled eggs and dry toast that must’ve been left over from the last time the restaurant WAS open. We were asking the hotel if we could leave our car there while we were in Haiti – we wouldn’t be allowed to bring a car into the country – and I was a little concerned about leaving a rental car in a strange hotel –a strange remote hotel. After getting that straightened out we had to find a way into town, to the gua gua station, where we would catch a gua gua to the border, Dajabon. The people at the desk introduced us to a man who had just stopped by the hotel to say hi to a friend, and who gave us a ride in the back of his pickup truck into town. Along the way he stopped at a bank, so we could change money from Dominican pesos to Haitian gourdes. In the bank, the people told Amy that she didn’t need to change her money – pesos were accepted and fine in Haiti.

We caught a gua gua at the station. These gua gua’s were different from the usual third-hand vans and pickup trucks we’re used to in La Galera – this was a mini bus, with comfortable seats and AC. The driver seemed aware of the higher quality of the vehicle too, as he floored it out of town and on the road south to Dajabon, one of two towns from which you can cross into Haiti from the DR. He was unable to keep up the pace, however, as the road sprouted a series of potholes and unpaved stretches, along with the usual Dominican road collection of motorcycles, cars, and trucks making their own lanes and speeds. I don’t know if I’ve said this before, but driving in the Dominican is a big game of chicken.



The ride to Dajabon was 45-ish minutes. We arrived in the bus station, right across from a large arch that said, “welcome to the Dominican Republic,” and we thought we were at the border. No. The border was a kilometer’s walk away. We shouldered our bags and walked there, having to zig zag a bit as we asked for directions and each person told us to change directions, turning our walk from an”L” to a staircase. As we were approaching the real border, and the real arch saying “welcome to the Dominican Republic,” we saw a couple of obviously American men. We asked them where they were from and they said they were from Philadelphia, but were living in Cap Haitien – where we were headed – and working for the Royal Caribbean Cruise line, the cruise that used to take people to a beach in Haiti and not even tell them it’s Haiti – at one time calling it “Hispaniola” and “Paradise Island” in their brochures. They were heading to Puerto Plata, on the north shore of the DR, to meet the next boat coming in. They introduced us to a Haitian man they said had been their guide, and had helped them get across the border. We were a little skeptical – how hard could it be when you could see the border? – but we didn’t immediately discourage his overtures for our business. We all headed through the arch, and saw the bridge to Haiti. The bridge crosses the River Massacre, named for a battle in the Haitian revolution where the revolting slaves killed many French. The river is also infamous for an event in 1937, where the Dominican dictator Trujillo spent a week slaughtering Haitians at the border, in order to have a scapegoat for Dominican labor woes.

We stopped at Dominican immigration, a building before the bridge, where Amy paid our fees of $100 to leave the DR. Our “guide “ stayed with us, we not knowing if we needed him or not.



The bridge is wide enough for a vehicle, but we later learned that a section of the bridge had been broken by a falling tree, and the main gate was closed, leaving a door on one side that a guard allowed people to pass through. The visual here was a stark and sudden change. The Haitian side of the river was almost barren – there were several large trees that had been cut down, and the rest of the scene was a large, garbage-strewn field, with a few vendors’ tents / tarps set up along the way. Looking down at the river, we saw that it was full of people – people washing clothes, people washing themselves, people washing bicycles. As we passed through the gate, there were people in line with wheelbarrows of goods, a group of men passing rebar underneath the gate, people arguing with the guard. While the Dominican side had been crowded, the energy on the Haitian side was something completely different – everyone was moving, doing something. At this point we felt a little better about having our guide, as he took us on the quarter mile walk from the bridge to the Haitian customs building in Ouanaminthe, the Haitian border town. Looking back at Dajabon from the Haitian side, it looked like the Boston skyline.



The Haitian customs office looked like something out of a third world cliché movie –a small concrete building, with a couple guys in uniforms behind a bank tellers’ window, and a guy sitting behind a desk on the side of the room with his legs up on the desk. In our entire 15 minute experience there he did nothing, except once tell me what date to put on our visitors pass. He told me the wrong date. When I tried to correct him, he disagreed, so I left the wrong date on. Also, while we were filling out our forms, a swarm of activity was taking place in and around the customs building. It seemed that every mototaxi driver and moneychanger had showed up, hoping for our business. At this point our guide became useful, as he negotiated a quick money exchange and found two motorcycles to give us a ride to the bus station. Even though the guide had picked and placed us on two motorcycles, other drivers were still grabbing our arms, asking us to ride with them, trying to put our bags on their bikes.


The bike ride was through the heart of Ouanaminthe – a dirt road with enough potholes to make the Dominican roads look like expressways – where we turned into the bus station – a dirt lot with a couple stands on the edges and some old American school buses lined up. Being the only tourists in town, we were the center of attention - a crowd of vendors, featuring the ever-present moneychangers, gathered around us as we tried to make it to the bus. Our guide told us it would cost us 250 pesos – around seven and a half bucks - each. Knowing that the Haitians weren’t paying anything like that, we said no, and asked around for the price. One person told us 100 pesos, and we thought we had a negotiating vantage point. As we approached the bus, the people in front of the door and on the bottom steps started moving about – it turns out they kicked some folks out of the front seat of the bus to make room for us, the “blans” (white foreigners in Kreyol). Our guide told us that if we wanted him to guide us in Cap Haitien, he would “go to his house and tell his woman that he would be away.” We told him we didn’t think this would be necessary. He asked to be paid, and we gave him 200 pesos, from which we told him to pay his motorcycle driver what we owed him. (We had paid our two motorcycles, but we also owed the guide’s driver.) He made an unhappy face, and said he was usually paid more than that. When we asked how much, he said 20 dollars. We paid him another 100 pesos, and got on the bus.

When we got on the bus, we thought we were being shown tourist courtesy by being given the front seat. We soon realized that we were given this seat to allow the vendors easy access to us. They all took turns – the woman selling grilled corn on the cob, the –as always – moneychangers, the soda guy, and – my personal favorite – the guy with a phone, saying it was one dollar for one minute. (I might try that one back home.) During this people were still piling on what we thought was an already full bus. We also kept asking people what they were paying, hut no one offered any feedback. Also, a couple guys kept asking for our payment, and we told them we’d pay when everyone else did, thinking we’d then find out how much the typical fee was.

Out the window I noticed a fight start. The crowd outside the bus started swarming around the other side of the bus, and I saw a couple guys chasing each other with sticks. This went on for a couple minutes, and then it calmed down into a shouting match. One of the participants then got on the bus – it turns out he was the driver. He and another man stood at our seat and demanded our payment. We told him we didn’t want to pay 750 pesos (Benjamin gets a free ride, as he’s sitting on Amy’s lap). They said, yes, that was the rate, then, in what was a great line, one of the guys said “more or less.” I said we’d prefer less or less, and they laughed and demanded our money. We gave in - it being not so expensive for us and we wanting to get going and not knowing any other options – and the two of them took our money and immediately started paying people outside of the bus, for what we do not know. Maybe it was group effort to get blan rates, maybe they owed people money for the bus, maybe it was a bet on how much the blans would pay – but once they had paid up the bus started going. At this point the bus was packed, with people sitting and standing everywhere. Our reserved seat had the four of us, our bags, and a 5 gallon container of some unknown liquid sitting on Amy’s feet. She was worried this was gas, as it started leaking on her leg during the ride.

Note: vehicle horns are communication items in Haiti. The driver beeps if someone is in his way. The driver beeps if goats are in the road. The driver beeps if he sees a friend. The driver beeps on an empty road, just in case there is a friend coming who might be in his way.

We pulled out of the parking lot, horn blaring and passengers at medium volume. We had no idea how far it was to Cap Hatien – we had a feeling it was 1½ hours, and hoped this was true. The road, if you want to call it that, was amazing – it was like something out of Mad Max. It was dirt, about 4 cars wide, and you made your own lane in either direction. Throw in people walking, bikes riding, and goats wandering, it was the closest to anarchy I’ve experienced, up to this point. We got pulled over by a policeman, who made all the people standing get off the bus. It turns out there is some rule against people standing on buses and, while the driver and a couple passengers argued with the policeman for awhile, the offending standers got off without too much fight, left alongside a dirt road miles from any towns that we could see.

The road was under construction and none of the bridges had been finished so, when we got to an unfinished bridge, we would usually go around, dipping down and then back up to the road. One bridge actually had a river, with people bathing and doing laundry in it.



A woman stood up in one of the front seats and started pulling bath products – soaps, colognes, etc. – out and making sales pitches to the bus. At least that’s what I think she was doing – she would hold up a bar of soap and make what sounded like a sales pitch on its virtues to everyone, but I don’t understand Kreyol. The noise level on the bus steadily grew, and there were always a couple arguments going on. We lost track of the time, and have no idea how long the trip took. Along the way we passed numerous white Hummers and Jeeps, with UN on their hoods – we don’t know if they were there for peacekeeping purposes or to build the road we were on (there were many UN construction vehicles also) but they were the majority – by far – of the vehicles we passed on the road.

As we neared Cap Haitien, the road became much rougher, and we jostled into town, without knowing that the second largest city in Haiti was near. The buildings also got worse – it became more crowded, with more people walking on the road, and more broken down vehicles and buildings in the landscape. One interesting note – there wasn’t nearly as much garbage on the roads as we have become used to in the Dominican. The road out from Ouanaminthe was relatively garbage free, and when we got into Cap Haitien, while there were a lot of rundown buildings and vehicles, there wasn’t much actual garbage. We have discussed whether this is because a) Haitians are cleaner, b) they are so poor that they use everything, leaving little to no garbage, or c) there is little of the typical packaged product sold in Haiti because, again, of the poverty, so there is little to throw out. We’ve decided it’s probably a combination of the three.



Entering Cap Haitien was a new experience for me. While I’ve seen my share of rundown neighborhoods (lived in several) in the US and seen some poorer areas of the Dominican, this was a third world city in the poorest nation in the western hemisphere. As the ride in showed, there is no infrastructure as we are used to it. At one time Cap Haitien was considered one of the most beautiful cities in the new world, as the French had built it in the 17th century styles they had at home. It was a thriving port for Haiti in the early years of its independence, but the glory days had passed by about, oh, 150 years ago. The scene – the crowds, the dust, the every square inch being taken up by something – either a vendor or a box of bike parts or people just moving – was like nothing I’ve ever witnessed. As we pulled into the bus station, I had the feeling of being in the worst neighborhood I had ever been in. There were buses everywhere, but there were also vendors –ladies with clothes laid out in between the buses or along the walls of the bus yard, puddles of oil and mud and sludge, and people walking about. For lack of a better word, I freaked. We got off the bus, stepping into a puddle of ankle-deep sludge, and were immediately surrounded by people vying for our services. I made a beeline for the gate out of there. For a little ways I kept Amy and the kids nearby, but after a few strides I realized I had left them behind. I was busy freaking out, so I hoped they’d catch up. Finally Amy and Lane yelled at me to stop, while Amy stopped in a bunker where there were some people with uniform shirts on to see where we could get a taxi. Someone hailed one – the car seemed to appear out of the midst of the buses and people and sludge – and we haggled for two exchanges before getting in. I was still having a tough time –this was a new entry on the most anarchic scene I had ever witnessed – as we pulled through the crowds and down streets that I would have been terrified to be lost on, instead of being driven by a stranger in a direction I knew not where.



We headed to a hotel we had looked up – the Mont something, on a hill on the outer edge of town – but it turned out they didn’t have room. So we headed to our second choice, a hotel in town, the Roi Cristophe. We made it there, they had room, and we went in. It is beautiful – it was built for the French governor in Cap Haitien’s glory days, plenty of old courtyards – and we went up to our little, and old, room. I immediately went into the shower, with my sludge-covered sandals and muddy t-shirt, and turned on the shower, trying to wash away the images, I think.



After getting myself together, we headed out to the hotel pool. Amy bravely went out to check out the neighborhood and look for some place to change money, as we were told that pesos couldn’t be used in Cap Haitien. The hotel had a good old classic pool – it was a large, cement pool. There were two floating mattresses in it, and Lane and Ben claimed them. We had the pool to ourselves, but there were a couple French-looking men in lounge chairs near the pool, and a meeting was forming at a table on the patio in back of the pool. A woman came by, who had greeted us as we entered the hotel earlier. In the parking lot, she had tried to sell her hair care services – specifically, would Lane or Amy like her to braid their hair? We had told her we had to check in, and perhaps we would get braids or haircuts tomorrow. When she found us at the pool, she asked again – would Lane like a braid? Would I like a haircut? I told her we would wait until Amy returned and let her know. She told me she had run into Amy and Amy had okayed a braid for Lane. Lane said she didn’t want a braid, and I told the woman so. She said she was going to the store to get colored beads for Lane’s braid, and what colors would Lane want? I told her Lane didn’t want a braid, and maybe we would do hair activities tomorrow. She told me she wouldn’t be at the hotel tomorrow, as her baby was in the hospital in Port Au Prince and was having an operation tomorrow.

I hate to sound cynical. But this is the third time I have heard someone, when asked to wait until tomorrow, tell me that they had a relative in the hospital far away and had to go see them. The first two times it was in the Dominican. Either there are a lot of hospitalized people on this island or we meet the unluckiest folks here.

Amy showed at the pool. I told her of the hair lady, and Amy said Lane could have a braid if she wanted. I told her Lane didn’t want one. Then Amy left again – she had to go back to a bank to get money, as she hadn’t found one the first time out. The hair lady returned, with braiding materials. I told her that Lane didn’t want a braid today, and that Amy would return, and to ask us then about haircuts. She went over to one of the French-looking guys and talked him into giving him a foot massage.

Later, Amy returned, we both got haircuts, and Lane got a single braid. The hair lady was at the pool the next day.



That night, we went to the hotel restaurant. When we entered, a woman sitting at one of the tables asked us, “Are you Americans?” We said we were, and that we lived in Maine. She said she did too. At her table were two American men – in their early twenties – and a Haitian woman who lived in NY City. The were there to work in a clinic they had created – the Haitian woman was funding and building a school in her hometown of Milot, 20 kilometers south of Cap Haitien. The told us how they came to Haiti a couple times each year with school and medical supplies for the kids and people of the school community. They treated the children and adults for conditions typical to this community – ear infections, worms, scabies, etc. We talked with them for a while, and they invited us to join them the next day, to visit the school and community.

Haiti


Day 1 – We were nervous about this trip. We had heard such a combination of stories, warnings, and experiences about Haiti that we didn’t know what to expect. Sure, we knew it was poor, and we knew that Haiti has incredible art, but we didn’t know to what extremes any of it would go. We didn’t even feel comfortable making a commitment for the length of our stay- would we stay 2 days and nights? 3? Turn around at the border?

To start things off, we had no water in our house in La Galera when we awoke. There was a loud sound from the upstairs toilet around 5 AM, and then we discovered no water from the faucets. We later found out that a delivery truck had rounded the corner on our street the day before and driven up on the sidewalk, crushing a section of concrete and the water pipes below it. Most of our neighborhood had lost water services yesterday afternoon- we had held out until the next morning. We packed for our trip and tried to have a breakfast w/o water. We had to tell Mel, who was housesitting for us, that the stay was starting off badly. Dear old Mel took it as well as he always does, and immediately took up house, hosting a visitor while we were leaving.

We rented a car from Wolfgang, a German (duh!) who owns a vehicle rental in town. Wolfgang was one of the people who gave us negative info on Haiti, as his Dominican wife, Jannet, had once crossed the border, been upset by the poverty and crowding, and immediately left.

We were driving one of the longer possible routes in the DR – southwest along the north shore and ocean and down to Route 1, which goes from Santo Domingo thru Santiago and to the northwest corner of the country. We know this route pretty well, as we fly into and out of Santiago and have taken it at least 10 times each. In order to go beyond Santiago, which is new territory for us, we had to find a turn for Route 1 to go north. We found the first turn, and thought we were headed in the right direction, but suddenly found ourselves on a road that stopped being a road – there were broken-down vehicles and broken pavement, with the road seeming to end just ahead. Not wanting to verify this, we turned around and drove to the nearest gas station that didn’t have several stripped cars in the lot. There we asked for directions, and one man told us to follow him. We hadn’t been that far off – just misread a turn – and were on our way again.

This section of the country had some noticeable differences from our lush peninsula. Mainly, it was much drier. We were driving through a valley, with the usual Hispaniola Dr. Suess-ish mountains on the horizons, and the fields looked like they were growing well, but there were few palm trees and, as we continued, the foliage became more brushlike, with cactus that we had not seen on the island yet. I had a feeling of Central Texas on the drive. Also, I realized why I had not been able to find the goat entrees that every guidebook tells you are one of the featured dishes in the Dominican – all the goats are in the west. And I mean ALL the goats. There were goats along the road. There were goats in the road. There were goats in the yards. There were goats in the houses. There seemed to be goats everywhere except in our car.



The Zona Goata continued all the way to Montecristi, our destination for the first night. This was in an area that Columbus first settled, and Montecristi had been an important Dominican seaport until Trujillo had moved all shipping to Santo Domingo, where he owned the ports, in the 1930’s. It gives the feel of being a town that had a moneyed past – many interesting houses that had fallen into disrepair, a town center with a watchtower and several parks. We headed into town, and then back out, along the coast to our hotel, which was 3-4 miles outside of town. The hotel sat on a hill overlooking the bay, with a large mesa behind it. It was a very pretty setting. The hotel was deserted – no guests besides us, and the staff gave off the impression that they weren’t expecting company, even though we had made reservations – the pool was algae green, the restaurant was closed on a Wednesday. I had the impression that this was like “The Shining,” if “The Shining” had been set on a Caribbean Island. The kids were happy, though. We had a hotel with a pool and a TV, their basic needs in life.

Day 83


We leave for Haiti tomorrow – actually for Monte Christi, the town on the far northwest corner of the DR, on the Haitian border. From there we will go an hour south on the border to Dajabon, cross into Haiti, and go north to Cap Hatienne. As we start to think about it, our anxieties are rising a bit – will we get scammed at the border? Will we get overwhelmed by Haiti’s poverty? Will we have access to any technologies –specifically ATMs – that we take for granted here and at home? I’m leaving my computer here. I think there will probably be internet access somewhere on the trip, but I want to travel lightly (as we will not be driving in Haiti – we drive to Monte Christi and take a bus / gua gua to the border) and not worry about where the nearest hi-speed hookup is.

Day 82


We are making plans to go to Haiti next week. This makes for several logistical operations – a) we have to plan our route to the western part of the Dominican, then to the Haitian border, then to Cap Hatienne, the city on the northern coast that we plan on visiting. If this were the US, it would be a 4-5 hour trip. Here it will take us a couple days. b) I have to get my work done for the week by end of day Tuesday. c) we have to figure out what money we will carry, and what will be accepted on our journey. There aren’t ATMs all along this route. (come to think of it, it’s been a while since we’ve seen a fast food joint.)

So I worked for most of the morning, while Amy and the kids rented an ATV and visited La Gazuma, a remote town in the hills outside of La Galera – no paved road, barely a dirt road into and out of the group of maybe 10 houses with a comedor. Amy reported that it is beautiful in its location, the hills around Fronton – there are no cars to be seen, and maybe a couple motorcycles. This may be a community with people living as they did 100 years ago here.

I met Amy, Lane and Benjamin at Playita in the afternoon. It was a nice day at Playita – the weather was good, the sea was calm, and there were not many people there – a situation we haven’t had there yet on our stay. I went snorkeling – Playita has a substantial turtle grass region in the water, and you have to carefully walk out about 100 yards before the water becomes clear enough, or the bottom sandy enough, for you to swim in. I put on my mask and started out. It was boring for the longest time – mostly sand with a few patches of grass on one side, the turtle grass making the water shallow on the other. After swimming out quite a ways, I started seeing some fish, an interesting crab, and a huge wall of a reef, which sat just under the surface. There were all kinds of fish here, and the most interesting were a school of needle fish, which swam just below the surface, requiring me to crane my neck to see them.

While not the most remarkable day of snorkeling I’ve had here, it was a very good day at Playita, where I haven’t had the best of luck snorkeling in the past. I feel as if I’m learning where to find the better snorkeling locations at all of the beaches here.

READING NOTE: While perusing a brought-to-the-island-two-weeks-later May 7, 2007 issue of TIME magazine, I caught this, the last line in an unsigned review of Michael Chabon’s newest book, “The Great White Jewish North” - “ Chabon may be incapable of writing a bad book. But it’s still not clear if he can write a great one.” As someone who thinks Chabon is a great writer and that whether he has written a “great” book is irrelevant, I find this statement irritating, not adding anything to the reader’s information on the book, and sounding like something the writer has had sticking around in their notebook since freshman composition, waiting for the right moment to use it.

Day 81


MERKO WAS NICE! DAMN HIM! I went into the evil Merko’s internet monopoly, with the intent of beating his high prices by just plugging in, downloading my e-mail, and sending out the e-mails I had written before going there. I was there for maybe 5 minutes, getting the things done I needed. When I approached the evil Merko at his desk, he said “No charge.” I said “Gracias,” and left the store cursing his evil tricks.

It turns out that Fernes, of the Internet bunker, has not paid any of the rent he owes, and that his sister – who reportedly backed him on this endeavor – is returning to take over operations. That teaches me for trusting an18 year-old Dominican Christian who spends all his working hours on online dating sites.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Day 80


More rain, all day. Worse, the Internet bunker was closed, leaving me with no options on a deadline day. I was sitting at Gri-gri’s with Paul and Mel, and Paul asked me why I didn’t go to the Internet café, run by the evil Merko and his father. I had sworn that place off early in our stay, as they were incredibly rude, made no efforts to be accommodating, and didn’t seem to have good equipment anyway. I told Paul they couldn’t take my Mac there, and he said it seemed that everyone he knew who had a laptop went there. They weren’t able to let me plug in last time I was there, 3 months ago, so I didn’t know what he was talking about. When Mel sat down with us, I asked him if he used his laptop there, and he said yeah, he plugged in, they had a couple cables for laptops. It was my only choice, either that or taking a one-hour gua gua in the rain to Samana. I have heard so many bad stories about the evil Merko’s Internet café, and my few experiences with it and his personnel didn’t make me feel any better, But maybe that’s one of the issues in a third world small town – your enemies and friends are constantly changing sides. Not that I think I could ever consider the evil Merko a friend – one time I was on the one-hour gua gua ride to Samana and he was trying to pass on a motorcycle at one of the many speed bumps on the route. When the gua gua driver pulled to the left for the bump, inadvertently cutting the evil Merko off, Merko pulled alongside and started yelling at the driver, continuing the harangue for 5 minutes before pulling away.

When I walked in I just asked the evil Merko if I could plug my laptop in. He, in his typical elegant manner, just pointed to the table they had set up with two firewire cables, which had not been there the last time I had been in, three months ago. It was the equivalent of the Internet shop I’ve grown fond of in Samana – a good connection, no varying signal. I was bummed – I wanted to dislike the evil Merko so much, and he had gone and actually improved his business to keep abreast of current technologies. Curse him! After checking and sending my mail, I unplugged and discovered something to dislike – his prices are much higher than anyone else’s here, and he still has the personality of a toad. He charged me twice as much as the Internet bunker and, when I asked him what time they closed, he just pointed at the sign on the wall with hours on it.

I’ll walk away knowing this is yet another outlet in the technological third world, someplace to go to in an emergency.

I have started taking Spanish lessons from Pedro. I first met Pedro when we arrived – Arturo introduced him as his brother, and told us he taught Spanish. Since then 3 different people have introduced us to Pedro as their brother. We have since discovered that Arturo and Pedro refer to each other as brothers not because they have the same mother, but because, when they were babies, their mothers shared nursing with each other, so that any children who nursed from the same woman, or women, were considered siblings.

When I first met Pedro I didn’t think I would take lessons with him – his English was difficult for me to understand, and I was happy learning through immersion, on the street. In the 4 or 5 other times I was introduced to Pedro and solicited for lessons, I felt the same way, and he was never aggressive about the lessons, so I thought I’d never officially say “yes” or “no,” and just leave my options open. Then last week I ran into him on Playa Galeras, and he was much more aggressive than I’d ever encountered before. He asked me right out, “When are you going to take lessons?” I said I didn’t know when I’d have time right now, and we let it go at that. Then, at Arturo’s niece’s birthday party, he was there and told me that Arturo was interested in taking English lessons, and would I take Spanish lessons with him, so we could help each other? I immediately recognized it for the ruse it was, but I thought I’d give it a try for 3 days.

Pedro came by our house 2 days ago, for a one-hour lesson beginning at 3. We went over the basics, which I’ve gone over for 3 different tries at Spanish lessons now, and still don’t grasp – pronouns and conjugations of “to be.” He was easier to understand, and he was patient enough for me to flounder in my way, although he did respond in normal patter Spanish, which was hard for me to keep up with. I’m beginning to realize that every Dominican person who wants me or the children to learn Spanish basically takes the “row him out in a boat, throw him in, and let him learn to swim” method of language instruction.

During our instruction, which has been set up for an hour each afternoon, Pedro said we should have ten minutes of conversation. In we dove, him giving me some simple sentences, and me trying to a) listen and b) make a coherent response. In this conversation, he started asking me questions about my family, which I was able to easily answer – how many children do I have, what kind, etc. Then he asked the $64,000 question, which wasn’t exactly from the intro to Espanol book, I think – “How do you think of your son?” I asked him to repeat it, and told him he is my family, which Pedro seemed to understand, as he asked no followup questions. The Dominicans have such a hard time understanding our mixed race family – they can’t quite wrap their heads around our son not looking like the rest of us. They constantly ask and, even if they do know what an adoption is, they think we don’t love Benjamin as much as we love each other, or that we treat him differently.

Day 79


It rained all night, and it’s raining this morning. Everything is damp, even clothing that has been dry and hung for days, and I feel like I’m becoming mildewy.

Yesterday school was cancelled, with my new no. 1 excuse. (The previous no. 1 excuse was needing a day off after the Easter week vacation, to rest from the holiday.) They had no school yesterday because one of the teacher’s aunts had died, so the entire school staff had to attend the service. I realize this is more a reflection of community values – this person was a member of the community, and the entire community turns out in respect, but the school consistently gets placed at the end of the line in priorities, and what community value does this reflect? Since it is a small community, can’t the service be scheduled at a time that will allow the teachers to be at school and at the service?

Day 78


I am sitting in the Internet bunker. It is pouring rain outside. Fernes and his buddy are listening to soft rock American music from the 1980’s – Stevie Wonder, The Police, that guy who sings “I wanna know what love is,” etc. The signal is down, because whenever it rains the signal goes down, but I’m waiting out the rain here, although if it gets any hotter in here I won’t be any dryer that if I had gone outside. But if this music keeps up I may have to go jump in the ocean. Maybe I can introduce the youth of La Galera to punk music, but they use American / English music in order to learn English, so that’s why they stick to the softer pieces.

Day 77



Earlier this week, I went into the Internet bunker, and Primi seemed down. I asked him what was wrong and he said his girlfriend wanted to break up with him. I made a couple jokes about him being too good for her, which seemed to cheer him up, and I left. Today, on our hike to Playa Fronton, I asked him again about it / her. I asked him what happened. He told me she thought he was seeing other people. I asked him if he was. He said no. I asked him how long they had been seeing each other He said two months. I asked where she lived. He said Columbia. I said South America? He said yes. He said it was easy to visit there, and he hoped to visit her in Medellin someday. I told him Medellin was very dangerous. He said yes, there’s a war.

Primi is 25. He works at the Fernes’ Internet bunker. He goes to Nagua, to the university there, and takes classes in English and French, and teaches English to Dominicans in Las Galeras. He is at the Internet bunker from 9-2 most days, returning at 5 or 6 to work or write until closing at 9. He recently asked me to go for a hike with him to Playa Fronton – a beautiful, remote beach here which is reachable only by boat, when the sea is calm, or by a 3 hour hike from town, or a one hour hike from Boca Diablo, which you have to reach by car.

I learned all this information about Primi on our hike. We rode his motorcycle up La Loma (“the hill”) outside of town, and started hiking from there. In the Internet bunker, Primi is constantly testing my Spanish comprehension, mostly by saying something at conversational Spanish speed to me, and getting a laugh (alone, or with others in the shop) when I look at him and ask que (what)? On our hike he told me how he had grown up in the area we were hiking in, and he used to come hunting with his brothers and shoot birds –which is a good thing, because they have no other hunt-able land animals here – and camp out. He told me how he loved the “tranquillo” (the calm, the quiet) of being here. There was a main red-dirted road that we stayed on until we took a small side trail up the hill towards Fronton. Primi usually says things in normal Spanish to me, to see if I comprehend. He is my one-man immersion crew.

I asked him if Las Galeras had changed much since he was young. He said yes. I asked him if it was better. He said yes, there were more work opportunities for people here. I asked him what they used to do. He said most of them worked the land. He pointed out many plants and fruits – some I had learned, others I hadn’t. It was a very hot day, with no clouds. We hiked about an hour and a half, until we reached the cliffs above Fronton. It was very steep going down, but not impossibly so – if you took your time, there were places to put your foot all the way down. We reached the beach, which I had been to twice before, and it was different – there were people here this time. There were 6 people at the usually deserted restaurant at the south end of the beach, a couple of Dominicans playing dominoes, the proprietor (who is Primi’s uncle) and a couple white guys. The other direction was full – there was a tent set up (which I knew belonged to a restaurant owner in town – he and his wife had taken the week off to camp at Fronton), and there were at least 20 people milling about. This was about 30 people more than I had ever experienced there before. I said to Primi, “what are all these tourists doing here?” and he said, “you’re a tourist.” I thought his company could allow me to pass for the day.

We talked on the beach for a while, where he told me about the ill-fated internet relationship. We went snorkeling for a bit. Primi didn’t seem too comfortable, having troubles with the mask and gear, but he told me to go on, and I love snorkeling at Fronton – it is very shallow inside the reef, but it has pockets and coral canyons that are fun to explore around. I followed many of the usual fish we see here, eating, when I saw an octopus swim by. It was about the length of my arm, and it saw me at the same time, as it immediately latched itself to a coral growth and camouflaged itself to the surface – it changed colors and little growths emerged all over its body making it appear like the rock / coral. I stayed right above it for some time, but it didn’t move, except for its eye following me everywhere I went. I pretended to swim away, and its color changed again, but the moment I looked back it went back to rock tint. While I maintained my watch, I saw a flounder swim by, and followed it as it went to the bottom and blended with the sand by kicking it up around itself. I looked back at the octopus and it had made a run for it, but I was able to follow for a short distance, where it latched onto another coral and camouflaged again. The growths it pops out are surprising – as it swims it is so streamlined, and you wouldn’t think that same creature could impersonate a rock.

When I got out, I met an American couple we had met at dinner at La Ranchetta two nights before, and lent them the masks and snorkels Primi and I had. Then Primi and I sat down, ate some Dominican cheese and bread, and talked.

The beach on Fronton faces Puerto Rico to the east, and this is known as the Mona Passage, one of the deepest sections of the Atlantic Ocean. I asked him how far it was to Puerto Rico, and he told me he had tried to go by boat one time, leaving here at 4 in the morning and arriving in PR at 2 AM, where the police turned them back. The woman who cleans our house, Xiamara, told Amy she had tried to go to Puerto Rico by boat once also. I asked Primi why he couldn’t get into Puerto Rico, forgetting it is an American property. We talked about going to other countries – I asked him if he would want to go to Haiti, and he said, “People always want to go somewhere better. Why would I want to go to Haiti?” He has told me many times of wanting to go to the US. He has told me his father lives in New York, having lived there for 20 years. He told me he has repeatedly asked his father to sponsor him for a visa to the US, but his father has told him it is too dangerous in New York, and that he would start using drugs. He tells his father “if I want to use drugs, I can use them here.”

Day 76



Benjamin and I were alone for the morning. We went to the Galeras beach, where we played in the sand for a while. A group of tourists drove up, and a woman asked if she could have her picture taken with Benjamin. I don’t know if she thought he was a Dominican kid hanging with me or if she just needed a child of color in the photo to prove she was here, but I told her to ask him. He said no, and walked away when she tried to sit next to him.

We went to a party at Arturo’s. It was a birthday party for his niece, who was 4. Arturo’s wife, Anna Marie, had invited us earlier in the week. She told us the kids’ party would last for about an hour in the afternoon, followed by the adults’ party. She told us they could give us a ride home before the adults’ party.

We arrived at Arturo’s house, dressed casually, to find Anna Marie and the kids dressed up. We walked down the road to the house where the birthday party would take place. There was a mix of children and adults, with a group of teenaged – possibly 20-somethings? – decorating the house and yard with balloons and ribbons. The younger children all kind of stood around, while the adults grabbed chairs and sat in rows under the tree, watching the young children not know what to do. After a while the guest of honor – Arturo’s 4 year-old niece – showed up with her mother. The girl was dressed up in what can best be described as a wedding gown. When she showed, everyone with a camera immediately went to action – all the children were grouped for photos, with the guest of honor standing like a Barbie doll in various poses and groupings. After an hour of this, everyone went back to standing around. All along a loud and raucous music – a combination of Dominican merengue, baccata, and rap – was blasting from the house. One of the teen girls kept asking anyone near her to dance, with no takers. After a period of refusals, she was finally taken up on a dance with someone who turned out to be her brother. They started dancing in front of the rowed chairs of 4 year-olds in front and adults in the back. The dance turned out to be something called the “doggie dance,” which involved some acrobatic, clothed, simulated sex. The 4 year-olds acted like nothing unusual was going on, while the adults in the back – thank goodness shock is a universal emotion – looked at each other incredulously.

I had to pee at Arturo’s niece’s party. In the past I know that it’s no problem to go in back of whatever house you are at. This house, however had a birthday party going on in front of the house, in back of the house, on the sides of the house, and inside the house, so there was no clear outdoor bathroom option. I decided to walk out to the road, and figure something out there. When I got to the end of the driveway, I saw a local guy hanging out. I asked him where I could go to the bathroom, and he said (my interpretation includes his hand motions) “everywhere.” I said “here?” as we stood on the side of a road that had considerable traffic- both auto and foot. I then pointed at a group of women who were walking right at us and were about 100 yards away. Surely, I thought in this macho culture, peeing in front of women is one cultural embarrassment that is avoided. Nope. He said “si” and acted as if I’d asked him if the dinosaurs were still dead. So I peed right there, extremely conscious of the group of people walking towards me.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Day 75


Did I mention that the ocean was too hot to swim in today? Not really, and it was because the tide was low and the shin-deep water was very hot from the sun, but I thought this might be the only time I my life I might be able to say that. Benjamin and I walked around in the low tide and looked for sea life stranded by the low tide. We had little luck until we came across two sea snails. We called Lane and Jeannie over, and we caught the snails in a yellow plastic bucket we had with us. We walked around in the water some more and found another snail, so we had three sea snails in a bucket. Jeannie poked at one of them, and it released its defensive ink, which filled the bucket in a maroon color. Jeannie squealed – we told her that it wasn’t hurt, that it did that as a defense mechanism, and dumped the bucket back into the water.

Day 74


Today the kids had school, and everyone acted as if nothing had happened. It’s been 10 days since they last had classes, but when we showed up at school everyone was in the routine as if they had been here yesterday. When returning to pick up the kids and sitting outside the school during recess, I watched the older kids / young adults playing volleyball on the cracked paved basketball court in back. Every day, or every day that I am there, there is a volleyball game at the end of the school day. It is co-ed, with the people playing looking to be between the ages of 15 and 21. The skill level is high – they play seriously and all the players know the strategies and skills of volleyball. When I’ve played basketball we’ve always had to play half court while waiting for the volleyball game to finish, and many of the basketball players try to get in the volleyball game. It impresses me as yet another throwback in this region – where in the states would you find the local youth community joining together in a sports activity every day? Don’t get me wrong – there is the usual adolescent energies, such as picking on each other and shows of hormones but, when the ball is served, they are serious. This scene stood out in my mind because I had had an earlier discussion today with the gri-gri regulars about the prostitution and sex world here. The DR was reknowned for years as a sex tourism stop, with the country only taking steps to curtail that reputation in the mid-90’s. Still, it seems that there are remnants, especially in the Samana Peninsula, where the government has never taken an active interest in regulation. I have been told that the local disco has a vibrant prostitution scene, with it being a regular activity for many local men. Recently someone told us they had heard that HIV was rampant here and, when I mentioned how - in the midst of garbage everywhere here - I’ve never seen a condom, they replied that the local attitude is that if you contract HIV you were meant to, and that there is no avoiding it.

Day 73


We went to look at the little house next to La Ranchetta, the home of our favorite Belgians, Ronald and Karyn. We aren’t actively looking to buy something here, but we’re interested in looking and informing ourselves of the market. This house had first been pointed out to me a couple months back. I asked Pauline, an Irish woman who lived near Ronald and Karyn and who we kept running into, about it, and she told me to be careful – many people would be interested in showing me this house, but they would all want a commission, which could add another 10,000 – 20,000 dollars to the price. She suggested I contact the owners, and Karyn and Ronald might have that information. Karyn and Ronald, it turns out, had had a falling out with the couple who own the house. Ronald had built it for them, but it seems they didn’t like La Galera as much as they thought, and were looking to sell. Karyn told me they liked drinking and guns, a great combination in any neighbors. Karyn had an old e-mail address for them, which turned out to be a dud. We asked around some more, and it seemed anyone who might know of the house was a potential commission-looking person, so we didn’t aggressively follow up. Then one day Pauline came to us with a name and phone number for the caretaker of the house, a Dominican man named Tony. We called Tony to set up a time to look at the house. This was the day last week when it poured and the road was flooded and we ended up at Gri-gri’s for the afternoon. When we contacted Tony again, we set up a meeting for this morning. We met there, with us arriving a little early and saying hi to Karyn at La Ranchetta. When Tony showed, he let us in the gate and yard. Then he told us he didn’t have a key for the house, and the person who did have a key for the house would be in town later today or tomorrow, and he would contact us when he could meet. This seems like such a stereotypically Dominican thing – we made plans two weeks ago, talked with him multiple times, and he didn’t once think to tell us that he didn’t have the house key. So we eagerly await the call from key guy #2, who probably has a key for the front door, but no key for the kitchen.

Some people have rented the house next door to us– it seems like a mix of French and Dominicans, with young children. They have been blasting the worst music possible – late ‘70’s – early ‘80’s American rock (I heard some Heart, some David Bowie, some Tina Turner) and a bunch of French music that sounds like France’s answer to John Cougar Mellencamp (what was the question?) AND, to make it worse, their CD player skips at the end of every song. The plus side is that it will make the people on the other side, who often play opera at night, appreciate us.

There was again no school today. I think the kids have had 4 days of school in the past month.

CURRENT READING: “Salt,” by Mark Kurlansky, the author of “Cod.” A history of salt as a food, a preservative, and an economic entity. He must’ve spent 10 years researching and reading every book ever written.

Day 72


We were hoping to have a relaxed getaway day, at one of the many beautiful local beaches. We aimed for Rincon – named one of the top 10 beaches in the world by Conde Nast, as any DR guide will tell you 20 times – when, while walking back from Casa Marina via playa Galeras, I noticed a bus of people exit onto the playa. This was after seeing a much larger than normal number of private cars at the all-inclusive, meaning a large amount of Dominican guests. I remembered, this was a three-day weekend, Dominican Labor Day, or May Day, as May 1 looms. Fearing a reprise of Semana Santa, when Dominicans flock to the beaches, we changed our plans to one of the beaches accessible only by boat (or difficult hikes) – Fronton or Madama. We chose Madama, as it was the cheaper boat ride. We had the entire beach to ourselves for the afternoon. It is one of the better snorkeling beaches, and Lane brought her friend Jeannie, a French girl who lives near us, so the kids had a lot of fun playing in and around the beach.

Exchange between Jeannie, a 10 year-old who speaks Spanish, French, and a little English, and me, a 47 year-old who speaks English and a little Spanish. I had seen an eel while snorkeling, and she was trying to tell me how dangerous it is. We were both speaking Spanish.

Jeannie: Eels are very dangerous!
Me: (in my Spanish) All eels?
Jeannie: No – just the mouth!

Day 71


– Mas mosquitoes. I was up for two hours last night, partly because Benjamin was up at 3 AM, and partly because after waking with Benjamin, the mosquitoes started taunting me. I fell back asleep for an hour or two before we all got up. It has rained, and continues today, for the third day. The kids have not had school for a couple weeks. We have been told that now the teachers are on strike. Since there has been 4 school days in the past month, I hope it’s not for fewer hours. Also, school is closed when it rains – since the classrooms are open air, and the school grounds are dirt, kids won’t attend when it’s raining hard. This afternoon Amy and I were supposed to meet with the caretaker of a house for sale, outside of town near Ronald and Karyn. We aren’t shopping, but wanted to check it out, just to get information. The owners are the few Belgians we think we wouldn’t like, as Karyn and Ronald speak poorly of them. We have not met them, because they are back in Europe, but Karyn and Ronald’s feelings are good enough for us, as I almost worship them.

I walked over to the house, with Amy and the kids planning on meeting me by motoconcho (a motorcycle taxi). As I walked, it started to rain again, having taken an hour respite. As I continued to walk, it started to rain harder, and the road showed signs of 3 days straight rain – flooded, washouts, etc. I got to the house after walking in ankle-deep water for a stretch, and waited, while it continued to pour. After waiting for about 20 minutes, I headed back, via the beach. It was beautiful watching the rain on the ocean, even though the puddles were deeper. I finally made it back to town to see my family waiting for me at Gri-gri’s. We all sat down to a couple of Sprites (for the kids) and a mamajuana for Amy and me. Mamajuana is a local drink, involving taking a bottle of local herbs and sticks and filling it with rum and honey, leaving it to soak for a time to be determined by the future drinker. I’ve met a couple persons here who tell me of keeping their mamajuana bottles going for years, re-filling them after emptying them. It’s a sweet drink, tasting not unlike rum and honey with a bunch of strange herbs thrown in. It was a rainy day, we were soaked, and we decided to sit at the local pub for a couple hours. Mel joined us, and various tourists and locals came and went, and we had a good afternoon.

Day 70


I am becoming obsessed with mosquitoes. Lately Lane and Benjamin have started sleeping without mosquito netting, and before bed we turn on the overhead fans and start searching the walls, ceilings and floors for mosquitoes in waiting. Okay, I search the walls, ceilings and floors, but it seems to be paying off – neither of the kids has woken up in the middle of the night itching in a while. For some reason our bed – the bed that still uses mosquito netting – is becoming inundated with nighttime mosquitoes. I think this is due to two factors – the existing holes in the netting are wearing, allowing more space for bugs, and more bugs can get in upstairs, where there are no doors or windows to close to prevent the bugs from getting in. So one or two mosquitoes always make it into our covered bed, despite my going over every inch of netting before laying down each night. And one or both of these mosquitoes makes its way to my ear in the middle of the night, usually after biting my ear / fingers / forehead, to sing a victory buzz. This not only wakes me, but sets me into a frenzy, renewing my search of every inch of netting to find the ones that hid from me the first time.

Day 69


Today I was at Fernes’ Internet café or, more accurately, the internet bunker. A security guard came in who watches the empty lot across from us. He is a no-nonsense character, never responding to our “holas” with anything more than an “hola” or a “bien.”
He said something to me in spanish, which I turned to Primi, my consultant in all things Spanish at the internet bunker, for interpretation. Primi had been giving me a Spanish lesson in religious (or as he put it, Christian) Spanish phrases. He had taught me Spanish for “when one door is shut, another one opens” and “when god extends his arm / hand, you are free” or something like that, all while he attended to his usual internet dating communications.

After I turned to Primi for my translation, Primi turned to me and said John Travolta? -only with a Spanish pronunciation. After I understood what he had said, I spelled John Travolta out for him so he could search for him on Youtube. He came up with a bunch of excerpts from the movie “Grease,” mostly of the songs. The monosyllabic guard said “Mi mucho gusto John Travolta” (I really like John Travolta) and sat back to watch “You’re the one that I want” video, with the “Grease” cast, featuring Olivia Newton John. Both he and Primi loved it. Before leaving, I wrote down “Saturday Night Fever” and “Pulp Fiction” for them to search. I left with them sitting back to “Summer Nights.”

CURRENT READING: “Naked Portraits of Famous People” by Jon Stewart, a collection of his essays. “Lenny Bruce’s Sitcom” is very funny.